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Why Fishing Is Better Than Making Love

* When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good
- If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

* Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither.
- And don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

* In fishing you lie about the one that got away.
- In loving you lie about the one you caught.

* You can catch and release a fish. You don't have to lie, and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

* You don't necessarily have to change your line to keep catching fish.

* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent frozen squid.
- If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

* Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
Contribute Last edited by Mike on 06/23/06


X Marks The Spot

Two morons go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore.
1st moron: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish.
2nd moron: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot.
1st moron: You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?!
Contribute Originally contributed by Rachel211 on 06/23/06
Last edited by Rachel211 on 06/23/06


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Saw some traffic coming to the site from Poland in our stats and it made me wonder, what would you call someone from Poland perusing the Central Florida Fishing Report?

A Fishing Pol!
Contribute Last edited by Terry on 06/23/06


3 Day Trip

3 men and a woman go fishing offshore for 3 days. The guys caught some nice keepers and had big smiles on their faces. Can you tell me what the woman caught?? A Red Snapper! - Mako
Contribute Originally contributed by Mako on 08/31/08
Last edited by Mako on 09/01/08


Redneck Seagull

What is red, black and white and rolls off the end of the pier?? A redneck and a seagull fighting over bait
Contribute Originally contributed by Mako on 08/31/08
Last edited by Mako on 09/01/08



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